Saturday, April 28, 2007

Jessica Biel Half Naked Makes for Great Comedy



Read more ... If you're the betting sort, the safe money for this summer's big comedy hit will be I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, starring Adam Sandler, Kevin James, and most importantly, Jessica Biel. Sandler and James play two straight fire-fighters who pretend to be gay, so they can claim spousal benefits should one of them die. Sounds funny. But you know what sounds a hell of a lot better? How about Jessica Biel getting half naked, and having her breasts groped!?

That's right, Jessica Biel plays the super-hot love interest for Sandler's character (because that's realistic), and ends up in the always realistic situation of getting half naked, showing off her amazing ass, and letting Sandler feel her breasts (because he's "gay"). Note: If you've ever needed a reason to write, produce, and star in your own movies, getting Jessica Biel half naked and playing with her breasts is probably the best reason ever.

From the trailer, it looks like a really funny movie, but you probably don't care about that. No, you just want to see Jessica Biel in her sexy underwear. Well, you won't be disappointed. Oh, she also wears a latex cat suit. Did I mention that? Lascivious by mark

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